jennyyoxoxo:

i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones

(Source: secret-paranoia, via piercethesleepingstormtroopers)

voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

(via awkwardvagina)

nickiyuuup:

People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.

(Source: tobagogray, via -everysecond)

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

(via oceanswells)

bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

(via desertdick)