im not aloud to eat past 12 until dinner time tomorrow because i have fucking surgery i am eating so much shit rn sioefhioehfomnomnomnomnomnomn oh and my friend left his really nice laptop at my house that im using bless

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via stateofmindcheck)

So I got grounded because I forgot to tell my parents that I was spending the night at my friend’s house after I went to a movie and they think that I went to a club and fucked like 1000 people and did crystal meth and heroin and am crawling with aids and shot a prono so they took away my phone and computer so i’m going to have no life for the next couple days:-)